July 17, 2014

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

"I feel like anal lube that tastes like birthday cake and is vegan is a pretty niche market…"

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July 17, 2014

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July 17, 2014

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July 17, 2014

moviebun:

tyleroakley:

straightdating:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL I’M LAUGHING

this was absolutely flawless

OMG THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

(via africandad)

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July 17, 2014

bonquayyy:

notyetfamouslyfamous:

caprediem:

iihateurls:

the-absolute-best-posts:

agentbartowski:

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

SEND HELP

oh my jesus.

oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

bringing this back.

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July 17, 2014

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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July 17, 2014
  • Song: Eh, Eh (Acoustic)
  • Artist: Lady Gaga
  • Album: The Rare Unreleased and Demos, Vol. 2
Played 8,539 times

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July 17, 2014
tumblinwithhotties:

shutuptheo:

Stuck in the office waiting for a client call so its selfie time! In other news - my beards on its way back! 
www.instagram.com/theo___t

tumblinwithhotties:

shutuptheo:

Stuck in the office waiting for a client call so its selfie time!
In other news - my beards on its way back! 

www.instagram.com/theo___t

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July 17, 2014
redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

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July 14, 2014

cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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July 14, 2014

isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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July 14, 2014

Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

Julie Andrews looks like she wants to punch Jonah the fuck out

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July 14, 2014

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July 13, 2014

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July 13, 2014

fuckthefilthfriends:

this is the greatest set ever

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