September 4, 2014

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September 4, 2014

wilhelminaslayter:

jenniferstolzer:

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

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September 4, 2014
thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

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September 4, 2014
lipstick-and-lovesongs:

jedipeter:

annie-banks:

 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

Reblogging for tags alone

GOTDAYUM

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The difference between DC and Marvel

September 2, 2014

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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September 1, 2014

thatonemarvelousplace:

this guy

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September 1, 2014

towritelesbiansonherarms:

vvatchingtv:

why isn’t anyone image

talking about Clue: The Movie

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it

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is

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literally

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the 

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best 

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FUCKING

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movie

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ever

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made 

watching this classic again 

best dialogue in a film, love this movie

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September 1, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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September 1, 2014
cabbagerose:

adaptable seating cube on wheels/ruetemple
via: dezeen

cabbagerose:

adaptable seating cube on wheels/ruetemple

via: dezeen

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September 1, 2014

sierracuse:

sizvideos:

Video

Literally took my breath away.

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September 1, 2014
outnowpodcast:

This may be the best gif we’ve ever seen. Ever.

outnowpodcast:

This may be the best gif we’ve ever seen. Ever.

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September 1, 2014

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

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September 1, 2014

sirenwar:

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

ugh i love bones

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August 31, 2014
femun:

A Single Man by Tom Ford (2009)

femun:

A Single Man by Tom Ford (2009)

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August 31, 2014

life1nmotion:

Nomads is a sophisticated apartment located in BerlinGermany.

Its extensive use of charcoal gray give it a mature sense of elegance.

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